carbonfiberandcashmere:

my favorite thing about game of thrones is how serious the actors are

(via pagingthedoctortomypants)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via rad-ginger)

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

(via rad-ginger)

Anonymous asked: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

notana:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 


(Source: sandandglass, via pomme-tree)

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(via bewitcheded)


omgtsn:

pokeyscorpions:

omgtsn:

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

dude got shittier as he got older

what the hell is wrong with you??? no he did not get shittier he developed his own style and took a new direction with his art

looks like shit to me

It’s like Benjamin Button but in painting form.

(via nunyahbis)


(Source: wouldyouliketoseemymask, via ohmymissy)

flamingno:

yes tumblr i am aware of how fantastic my dick looks, what does this have to do with the earth though?
kenzby:

college kids going home for break

(Source: sandandglass, via the-timelord-girl-who-hunts)

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

(Source: sorry, via deerbelly)

The answer is yes. You’re gay if you have a white iPhone.

(Source: kafkarockopera, via sassysinglelady)


draconiandreams:

This episode was made for today

(via ibleedpurpleblood)